Alexis R Bain // ON A SCALE OF ONE TO SIXTEEN

Zero

Your time has not yet begun

One 

Crying! You do it a ton!

Two 

You’re starting to go out into the light

Three

Toddlers sure know how to put up a fight

Four

You get it in your head that you can make it by yourself

Five

Of course you think your parents have never ending wealth

Six

Maybe it’s time to learn how to ride a bike?

Seven

Fruits and vegetables you do not like

Eight

Cake and cookies you could eat all day

Nine

Your brother taught you a bad wordYou’re not supposed to say

Ten

Double digits, Man are you old

Eleven

Middle school is hard, at least so you’re told

Twelve

You’re in sixth grade, yeah you’re really cool

Thirteen

You never do your homework. Your parents aren’t the only ones you have to fool

Fourteen

Starting high school nothing to fear

Fifteen 

Excuse me? How do you get to the art building from here

Sixteen

We all like to pretend that we are all “mature” But none of us even know who we are… 

At least not for sure

 

 

 

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