I didn’t eat the cake
There is no evidence
There’s no way I could eat it according to my estimate
Why are you a pessimist?
Why are you so negative?
That was a little prejudiced
I admit the cake looked pretty excellent
But I would never eat the cake
I would rather have the steak
I assure you I’m no fake
But that’s what they all say
It’s been there since two Tuesdays ago
If I happened to have eaten it there would be a hole
I’m very deeply sorry if I may have stole
But there was already some mold
You wouldn’t like it anyways because it was a little too cold