Jonathan Liu // WHAT CAKE?

I didn’t eat the cake

There is no evidence

There’s no way I could eat it according to my estimate

Why are you a pessimist?

Why are you so negative?

That was a little prejudiced

I admit the cake looked pretty excellent


But I would never eat the cake

I would rather have the steak

I assure you I’m no fake

But that’s what they all say



It’s been there since two Tuesdays ago

If I happened to have eaten it there would be a hole

I’m very deeply sorry if I may have stole

But there was already some mold

You wouldn’t like it anyways because it was a little too cold

You know?