You must start your homework early
for your piles of work will take away
your precious hours of tuning out your
Make sure that you have a show
that will entertain you for the rest of your weekend.
Avoid answering your phone
the show is way more important than friends.
Always have a good snack set aside.
It is not worth missing a minute of the show because your
stomach is growling.
And never forget a backup snack in case
you are there for a while.
You must have everyone leave the house
so you can peacefully watch your show
without your family members asking you
questions about why you have not been productive.
If you have finished every season of your favorite
show and do not know what to do with yourself,
re-watch every season to experience the fun again!
It is more important to remember every line from your
favorite show than math formulas.
You must then finally charge your phone
after having your face glued to your phone
for 12 hours and try to do something productive.