iPhone’s big brother,
What iPhone can’t do you can do
Your little brother’s small surface
is only large enough to cut grapes on
But on you, people can cut
steaks, vegetables, and actual Apples!
You can go into the oven, the dishwasher,
even the microwave invites you
and so does the stove
You are so convenient to clean and cook
Eggs cook cleanly on you
with your stick-proof surface
Your fantastic big surface,
Best for using as a tray!
Many bowls and plate sit on you
plus your shiny and glossy body
Serves the best meal we will ever have
You even upgrade yourself every year
Thinner and thinner
Lighter and lighter
Thin enough to be a knife
Fruit ninja can finally be realistic
Light enough to be a frisbee
Kids will never stay home again
No wonder you are the best-selling tablet on the market.
